watching -- jon scott is. "gutfeld" is up next. ♪ ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [applause] [cheers and applause] >> yeah! [laughter] gregg: -- gg.[a greg: happppy wednesday, everyoy so before we get to the fun stuff, i do want to talk about the nashville school shooting. don't worry, the second half of the show is really funny.

brian kilmeade will be here tos talk politics. [laughter] so last night i came across an interview with former fbi profiler mary ellen o'toole, and she backs up something that i've been ranting about every times bad stuff like this happens. he told the daily mail that nashville and everyone else should brace for copycat events due to the inevitable contagionw effecthe caused by the media,s adding, quote: threats increase in schoolss of nationwide aftera shooting has occurred anywhere in thes u.s. sadly, evil seems to inspire more evil. it's the same reason they keepvi l.making more sex in the city movies. [laughter] but media helps.[l now, sheau knows this to be true because after the columbine shootings in '99, the fbi studied 18 previous school shootings and found that the copycat influence was real in all of them. turns out, mass shooters are as unoriginal as they are

disgusting. and why? because info on these fiends becomes instantly available in minute detail, and what dome fiends share a love for? infamy. it's why they keep press clippings from previous shooters and also why they boast about the infamy before they actually hedo it, hike the nashville shooter did.shvi so the media incentivizes future mass shootings by rewarding the present ones. i don't know how you can get any more plain than that. which brings me to nashville's coverage. i hate it. here's the front pag e of "the new york post"at w yesterday. the timeline of terror shows you minute by minute how the carnage unfolded, complete with pictures of the gunmae win looking like e gunman. a then you get chilling final text messages from the shooter. you get photos of the victims, you get stories about the shooter's parents. is that enough? well, we also got the body cam footage. family members oe bof victims, photos ofof the classroom pre-rampage. do we need that?f th

and this is just one paper.e. multiply that by thousands. because it's the not just the post and, hell, i love the post. the they j broke the story onll hunter's laptop the, and it's the most accurate source forn what kim kardashian's butt is up to. [laughter] but this story's everywhere. "usa today," "newsweek," abc news, cbs, cnn, nbc, they all featured similar tax on their home pagings. concern takes. so it gets amplified online as well as the networks. social media blasts it intoe every single phone. it's like jimmy failla at fox news -- [laughter] he'sne everywhere. and i'd like to apologize for that. [laughter] so how long before there's another shooting? and where is the media responsibility in this?e don't they knoisw the science? it'sre there. the fbi's been saying this for 25 years, the rep its the of minimal -- repetition the ofmi minimanil facts along with the play-by-play reporting andre visual accompaniment amplifiesan

the story whicimh informs the cheese of future [bleep] in fact, itin canfo lead in all probabilitturey to another shoog within weeks. so if the only way you can stop this is to show some responsibility in reporting, right now the media functions like a mindless meter maid. and that's no offense to meter maids. after all, they did look thefe othensr way when i keyed jessie watt alternate -- watters' forwardly. [laughter] but inrari a way they're oftenst writing tickets, doing the job necessary right then and right there with little or no moralor responsibility for the future. and it's the same media who tureafter turning every shooting into a spectacle of infamy, then complains why does this always happen? well, because evil exists, and you amplify it, you dumb ass. do you think that rep its the of the same old concern repetition the of the same old facts o doesn'f t matter?s why do you think wdoe have advertisers? do you think we ran the same old freaking snuggy ad every fiveve

minutes because it can't work? hell, thankst to advertising, i own 400 chia pents. >> i've seen 'em. greg: adopt what the world health organization advises regarding suicides, reduce the, media footprint to reduce imitation. shut down the visuals and have all new info done by press release. nod video, no film, no pics, ad avoid prominent placement. stop repeating the same facts. move on when you run out. it seems you need to make it as boring as toa book on tape. like this one. [laughter] t now, you couldhi cut these incidents in half or more if th media had agreed to do it, buts will they? i keepif pleading, but i fear there's just too much attentionu and power to gain. the media lives by the ratings while everyone dieses by them. t [applause] greg: let's welcome tonight's

guests! she goes fro[appm 0-60 in 3.5m seconds, hoszet of outnumbered, emily campagno. [cheers and applause] he's not the funniest devito, but at least he's taller. writer and comedian joe devito. [cheers and applausewrit] i thought i had tonights untildi she stopped talking, fox news contributor ka ut timpf.pe [cheers and applause] and gwyneth paltrow skis down him for practice. [laughter] my massive sidekick and the nwa world heavyweight champion -- [cheers and applause] tyrus! [cheers and applause] emily, id work in the media.rk i feel like i'm not trying to criticize my coworkers orot anything like that, i just wonder, like, why can't we dial this stuffth back? if what's holding us back?li >>ke there's nothing holding bak what we're focusing on.ba there's nothinckg saying let's

constrict the coverage in general. it's saying let's not put the shooter's name on the front page, let's not put their photoc let's not create a cultureis around centering the criminal rather than centering the victims.cove everyone, i'm sure, knows the shooter's name. let's name who actually died that day.te atr' 9 years old, evelyn died o pulling the fire alarm. what a brave little hero at 9 years old. william kinney -- [applause]te and katherine who died confronting the shoot or, rightv the two officers, engel bert had just received an award for precision policing, and the other was a marine concern corps veteran who had responded to the nashville christmas day bombing in 2020. those are the names that people should revere and honor and is remember, those are the photos wetl should know. and also, you know, it permeates law as well. unfortunately, i have to say it, the larry singleton bill inin california, remember, thate wah deriverid out of the horrible ds nappine g and torture of marye

vincent, andto that resulted ine there being no pria if parole fe someone who tortures people because he was out basically five seconds later.es the bill s was named after him. why wasn't it named after her, mary vincent? sohe i wholeheartedly agree with you, but ae t least you know thw responsibility that we have with this position to amplify the good, to amplify those whose memories deserve to be the open and extinguish those who have no place. [cheers and applause] greg: finally, finally emily[a says something that makes sense. [laughter] the amplification of positivity is the one exception to my media blackout i n the sense that,ex like, thcee body cam foot averas e i think, was valuable becauseg showed cops doing a great job. and maybe that influences peopl- [applause] to become cops. >> yeah. greg: and i think it's also important to see the murderer get murdered, because i don't think mass shooters actually m

urenvision that, right?oo so it's goodte that they see themselves get killed. >> yeah, well, it's said that ever since columbine with, these losers become celebritiesesce because when you think of allin the things it takee s to create something and it only takes ake little bit of effort from a deranged person to destroy, what is worse to destroy than the lives of children? it's so horrifying. o and it bothers me that when these things happen, no one learns. no one's opinion changes, ands. it's like they have these stupid tweets ready to go. we have someone who went in and slaughtered people in a christian school, and people are arguing over what pronouns are most respectful to the murdereri greg: right. >> we need to stop that nonsense.fu and i don't know what the remedm for thisur sickness in our sociy is, butht we've got young peoplr they're doped up, they've been, locked up, heir getting surgically chopped up, and now we're wondering why they don't see meaning and purpose in theiy lives. and it's -- i don't know what wi need to do about it, but i think emily made a good point.

look to the people who ran toward the gunfire. looked t po the people who shouo be the ones whose names are remembered, the cops that wentbe in there. they didn't know what they wered .facing, but they had a job to do, and they went and did it. [applause] greg: kat, joe hits on the thing that just drives me crazy when, in terms of the media. the story itself is horrifying, but th e media acts like they've never talked about it before. it's like -- and they have their, yet they repeat the same exact things. that has to happen when you have no, when you have, i don't know, the memory power of a goldfish. >> well, you know, i think that also if you rook at the media coverage -- look at the media coverage, you would think that what happened is somehow a divisive issue. greg: yeah.e >> it's not. everybody except for maybe those few absolute, total insane psychopaths agrees that this was just unspeakably horrific. but, you know, there's thisri

finarrative coming that republicans, they just don't care about kids. and i can't speak forpu republicans becausble i'm not o, but as. a second amendment supporter, i can say that it's, yobuu know, we have a right to bear arms. it's not that, you know, or, exhume -- excuse me, themi military9 and the police frolim should not be the only ones allowed to have guns. which also drives me crazy when people on the left say all thes things about cops, but they also think they should be the onlyey ones that ar ae allowed to have guns. explaiesn that.lo anwed that's what it's reallyt about.it and i might get [bleep] for this, but i don't care. to any conservatives who might be saying this to suggest that trans people shouldn't be able to havt the guns, i know it's oi few people, but i would like toe really caution you about callinl for the government to ban entire groups of people from their fundamental right. [applause] greg: i didn't see anybody call fo[ar that ban -- >> there's a few running

people -- fringe people, and it's enough for many me to say something about it because once that starts happening, there's no stop to it continuing. greg: tyrus, do you agree that we in a way concern and it's unintentionalling or maybe we, incentivize thisan for, i guessi don't know what you would call it, like it's outrage economics, you know? >> no reason for you to be in this [bleep] by yourself, so let me take the off. it's our fault.yo it's youurr fault, my fault. we watch [bleep] turn it off. we don't turn it off. who's going to be the first o network toff say no? greg: right. >> fir right? you're going to lose ratings. n you're going to?o lose ratings,r okay? [applause] the onlye to picture we should e is that individual with a bulleting in the his chest crying out for help as they slowly die. that should be the picture.he of that'sts it. b [applause] once, once the killer is shot and dead, their story's over. it's done.orie that's it. then we talk about the victims. then we praise the police or

criticize the reaction or talk about how we make soft targets hard again, but that's it. but here's the problem, the ratingsings -- and i disagree with you, anemd i loved your monologue. you're the mos u, at brilliant man if knowth, but you put too much fah inu people sometimes. they're not stupid.n' they know exactly what they'reac doing. they knotlw if they have at leat six different shows withst different angles on this killern people are going to watch. greg: right. >> and theoing other networks ae going to go, guess what? we're going to have seven., and then there'll be eight. and then here comes punk a, ss -- ass politicians with we need to get rid of guns, work on mental health. they don't give a cam because they're getting checks from the lobbyists, from the nra. so there's only one way to do it. you, me, we've got to turn the [bleep] tv off. no go one's going to do a a documentary -- [applause] on the little girl, her life that came up and she pulled ther fire alarm. nobody. but they're going to d o a documentary on the individual a

whreo shot her. and here's the deal, the's reporters that covered it, they might get in the documentary too, get a best selling book out of it.y, so they know exactly what they're doing. they're just -- there, they're just as complacent and should care about other people's feelings. until we turn it car off, this [bleep] is just going to keep going.ne greg: amen. [applause] all right.f or up next, is it too late to make a.i. wait? [laughter] nice. [cheers and applause]

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[cheers and applause] greg: really. should, should we pump the a.i. brakes if civilization's atd stake? whenwe pum the nerds say take a, maybe they got just cause.

elon musk, steve wozniak and other tech leaders are sounding the alarm on artificialst intelligence. it's a bigak deal. the last time they sounded an alarm, it was when paper mate stopped making pocket protectors. [laughter] >> nerds! greg: yeah. they signed an open letter urging a.i. labs to immediately pause for at least six months. the development of new softwareo that potentially pose big risksf to society and n civilization. r six months? my robot pool boy withs won't arrive til august. [laughter] but i listened -- i'd listen to these guys. the last time they decided society was at risk was when fox gave a show to jesse watters the, and they were right. they say they should be developy cannedst only once we are positf that their risks will be manageable. lighten upwill, dude.li it's notgh like science everntis created something without checking whether theirfects will be positive an effd their risks manageable. [laughter]

yeah, whoo.gh is it too latete to pause artificial intelligence? or has the horse already leftar pandora'tis box? [laughter] the genie has left the barn.r] what does a.i. greg hi? oh, that's hilarious, greg, you smelly blood bags want to pause, a.i.? >> you can't. it's too late. you lost. we're taking over, and there's not a damn thing you can do ost.about it.ta we'rkie already better at everything than you. hell, greg,ed i could host this better in my sleep mode. let meshow ask the questions, ju greg: all right.es of that's a snippy little man.e a large man -- [laughter] go ahead, ask joe the first question. joe, tell us, once we take over comedy and you're out of a job, what will you do considering your skills are very limited? [laughter] >> ah, okay. well, the joke's on you, because you just admitted i have skills

[laughter] [applause] yeah. you should hear what chatgpt says about you. greg: do you think we need a pause, joe? >> i think so.uld i'm afraid that they were so specific in the six months it made me think what do theyific know -- greg: they know it's too late. >> k if weno see elon musk loade up one of his spaceships with a trailer behind it, we're in big trouble. [laughter] greg: all right.e, let's ask, why don't you ask tyrus a question. okay, tyrus, you always say a cup of water can stop us, but that won't work with a.i., so a now's your chance tosk join us.> we wil nl help you crush all yor enemies. what do yo ju say? >> i've already crushed all my enemies. [laughter] if you can tell me what a woman is, i'll join you.nemi [laughter] [cheers and applausees]

greg: but then you won't be eligible for the supreme court. >> cup of water.n he greg: cup of water.rt th.e all right, ask kat. >> kat, i already read your new book, and i love it. in fact, i see everything you writlovee when your laptop conns to wi-fi.g [laughter] so kidyo you ever pausing? in your life that was gettingse ou st of control? >> oh,n yeah. [laughter] absolutely. but it usually took a few tries. which, i mean, actually we'reh, screwed, i think -- greg: why? >> just because, you know, whene you say we should stop this,you that's not always enough to get something to stop -- greg: right.ng >> and that is even, like, when it applies to one person making different decisions. this would require everybody who has any interest in a.i. or sees any money in a. a.i. to stop.s there's absolutely nano way thas going to happen.th greg: you know who's really scared about a.i.? the media.who because the media creates fake i news, and a.i -- if a.i. iss independent, this is the biggesi question, if it's not, then we

tionare screwed.dent but if we make it good, it can't produce fakeness because it's all based on probability, so everything i t says has to be closer to the truth than anything that come out of the media. fotrutr example, a.i. would noty lia thomas is a woman, right? a.i. probably, it would never have agreed that there were weapons of mass destruction. like, there are lots of things.r e debt ceiling. every freaking two years we'd have -- a.i. would have solved that. they wouldn't have said there was a ru n on banks.av so i think it's fake media is the most frightened. but let's go to a.i. greg, why don't you can ask emily a question. >> first off, i'm a big fan of outnumbered. i never miss an episode, so as the smart one on tonight'sever panel, surely you agree that a.i. taking over is a goodpane thing, right? >> a robot would say. [laughter]- the thing to me that a.i. doesn't account for which is obvious, but that human factor

that we need. that's the thing. so the e ray sure of that human factor means it's the erasingor th me miracles, it's erasing the exceptions. so i's agree that there are somi components where, yes, the concept of an infallible artificial intelligence, bodyli scans in medicine,ge sure.dici but i also want my. >> to know my family history -- greg: but a.i. would know thatkw going back 5,000 years. >>ould yeah, but whatthey see 5 something different in,0 my tisw that -- like, there has has,e humans are not fully -- c greg: yoanu can't win.dy >>, no i am going to to win. [laughter] i also feel that in education, for example, like a.i. is just telling you this is what youi. need to know.ou it's removing critical thinking. it's removing education. why can't we think forn. ourselves? greg: do you need to fold out a map anymore when you're in a car in no, because you've got -- >> but what if there's nono service and you become a family

in oregon where they suffered ag tragedy --on gregg: how dare you bring up ani ngexample that i'm not preparedr for. you areparede a.i.! >> i'm not, i'm not. greg: you talk faster than a.i.r >> but i'm still human. the glitches of a a. i., to me, are more frightening than the human mistakes, and i would rather have a.i. as a human scaffolding than a human to -- greg: i think that's a fair point.n >> i just don't find row bots t be sexually attractive. >> although weirdly -- >> some people co, but i don't want to bang a robot. [laughter] >> why did we cut to me on that? >> there is one sign you're not going to knock the robot up. [laughter] >> i thinkthat we're overvaluing human intelligence. yeah.>> >> 2,000 people a year go to the emergency room because theyy injure themselves cutting a bagel. that's what we're human up against. greg: way to be anti-semiic the,

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jeste -- jesse, do you mind? we're trying to do a show.nks. >> oh, right. these guys need all the help they can get. will have. [laughter] [applause] greg: thanks, joe. can well done.. joe, is living forever a worthwhile endeavor? a google nerd says having to die is now absurd. a former engineer is predicting mankind will achieve functional immorality within the nextma decade. i gueslls that means he'll never die a virgin. [laughter] nerds! yeah.gh ifte we achieve immortality witm the next decade, i thoughtde that's when the earth ends? so so where do we live. >> in i guess we could all crasu on neptune's couch. we'll soon have age-reversing nanobots, tiny little machines

in our bodies that will repair damaged cell, reverse aging and even cure cancer. and those will be followed byd nana-bots, tiny robotow edgrandmothers who supply your body with hard candies and birthday checks for $5.ie he's bees n right before. in 1990 he predicted a computero would defeat there world's greatest chess player within the decade, and it happened seven years later. and to add insult to injury, the compute computer then banged thn chez player's -- chess player's wife. [laughter] it's not possible.e. he also wants the implant computers in humans brains. quote, we're going to be funnier, we're going to be better at music, we're going to be sexier -- funny and sex yearx in my case, how is that evenn possible, right, emily? [laughter] a but does anyone really want to live forever? just spending five minutes with geraldo would cure that. [laughter] sorry. i don't like to insult heal to

doe, but we've already met our quo o a that for kill immediate- kilmeake. m tyrus --ea >> no, i don't want to live forever, no.this god, no, take me.iv no. [laughter] well, first of all, if this happened in, what'd he say,ed 2026?at then the d world will be over in 2027 the. greg: yes. >> because now you have a problem.no there's, like, 30 billion of us and we're all living purchase? if somebody's gotta go. greg: you know what though? it'll be the rich people. i >> and thet poor people will ce eat them.th greg: yes. >> so we'll have to the end the> worl gd as we know it. thank god there'll be a.i. to clear it all up for us, tie it out.ll yeah, you want to live forever? no. >> i do. >> anyone see highlander? no. there can only be one.one. greg: i know, kat, you probably do, but i want to posit why this is ill possible.t because -- impossible. because it's going to put existential emphasis on your

daily movements because the only way for you to chi would be an accident, so suddenly every movement becomes amplified. your life becomes like a faberge egg oromes a hope diamond -- >> you know just like all of 00? greg: yes. -- 2020. it wouldg: y become a covid clampdown because if you live forever, you don't want to step outsidnte and get hit by, i dont know, emily.y [laughter] >> okay, well concern. greg: she falls a lot moree buildings. >> i mean, i guess i could always get hit by a bus now thea regular way, andys i'm still he. greg: i want you to live forever. what i whaf you live forever ann survive the bus crash? then you're just a mess.an >> i'm not having that much fun. [laughter] what? are you guys?>> greg: you know, the thing is you can't value life if there's no ending. the ending can is what gives ths life value. >> i guess. i guess, i don't know. i don't really think about the end all the time, just, like,

80% of the time.time [laughter] greg: i think about your ending all the time. y ou[laughter] >> okay. greg: emily thought that was pretty funny. >> i guess emily does too. al wasl right. i also don't really trust this guy. he was, like, we're going to put computers in your brain to makes yoe u better. i don't know p how that would me yo tu better, like, in case your phone dies? greg: yeah, we don't need to do it. >> we don't have a phone anymore, it would be in your head. greg: this is already implanted in my hand, right in this has got more information than the 1968 space program, emily. how's that for a fact? >> the mercury program? greg: gold, i hate her. [laughter] >> i hear what you're saying which is that with immortality, the stakes are so much higher. greg: yes! >> i totally hear what you'reh sayinghi. however, have we not learned gre anything from indiana jones and the last crusade, forever young with mel gibson and twilight which is that it would be the worst curse of all time? it would be the worst curse of

all time to be old forever and and to have everyone you love leave. it would be so loa fn toly. greg: they won't leave because they're sillld b the alive. everybody's buried, this isn'the fair, dig us up, dig us up, dig us up. d >> that's a whole differentp. movie. greg: yeah, but, like, we owe the dead tmoo the pull them outh the ground and play with their dna becausest the unfair to them. but given the nature of your life, joe, you don't want to live -- [laughter] >> i don't. kat made a good point. this guy was talking about putting an implant in your brain for all those special powers,no and not after the 20 grand i dropped for the other implant thatin waspl a complete waste -- [laughter] it was a tooth. this is the thing, it's not that you want to live forever, you want to be young and healthy you forever. i hear years 99-500 are kind of a bitch. greg: yes it's a lot of releaf factor. we're going to run out. [laughter] >> the nanobots keep you young.r

greg: yes. >> but here's the thing, how tht hell do you motivate a child that's immortal? make the bed. no, i'm going to sit out 20 a years, dadme.l i'sim going to binge watch netfx for the nextgoin century, or thn i'll do my chores. [laughter] >> it's true. >> there would be no reason to. >> when does that kid leave home?he >> never. >> also this guy was right once in 1990? why are we listening to him?o we're right all the time.'r [laughter] >> you woulde have so manghy ks you wouldn't have to raise them -- >> they'll never leave. i'm worried about the ones i the have now --r [laughter] >> they're like plants. t >> what are you going anotheo rn the,'t die? greg: you just let 'em roamgo around, kickin 'em -- you know what in you could torture them even because, why not? they live forever. the >> if you had an impulse if for that, i suppose.fo >> til death do us part.se. >> yeah, that's tough. you woulild never marry.>> y 2,000 years of that.ears greg: all right we have got to

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>> yep, you're watching mailing it in. greg: all right. you write, i read and then y weo the tango in a pool of blood. here we -- i know. diabolical dave asks what food that's kiss gusting to many you -- disgusting to many you still like to eat. kat, you eat disgusting food, right. >> not a ys much as i would lik. to. >> what's a disgusting food? >> i love pineapple on my pizza. >> yes, girl.pl yes! >> wait, you guys do too? i feel, like i've been shamed n submission, i'm like, oh, anything's fine, but what ian really wanytt to say is i want some pineapple. greg: that is weird. no one's ever going to el youer

it's kiss gusting, but you haved to telisl us. >> viel pardon me. veal parm. i don't care. it's chishes can. and my 8-year-old daughter eats it with me x when i told her, hey, hon, little baby's born, they stick it in a box, end therrize it, put it on the plate and it's delicious. and she's, like -- and my daughter said, i didn't know. [laughter] kid getsmy id it. greg, : you know my veal story, right? >> i'm about to find out. s ep[laughter] greg: i thought it was a differenf t animal. it kind of is. it's a cow a doesn't get to group. but y'all had it. greg: that's a children's book has to be written. >> the long green mile. greg: so, joe, what sick food do you eat and does it get stuck in your beard who? well, it'so not so much the fot isuc gross, it's more that kat t

lefthe it unattend thed on her december, and i was able to make a sandwich. i find food tastes different when someone else is paying for it. ing. right.ight, emily insw.er >> i agree with the hot fruit, and i get shamed for it. i don't understand why. pineapple to to pizza. a lot of foods that i love, octopus and, like, i love squid can and things like that. d also remember when we ate a cricket here on this show? -- >> no, we kid not. >> i did, and i loved it.sh itow tasted like a sunflower se. greg: was i on that show? >> no, someone was filling in fo>>r you. yeah, that explains it, i would never have done that. remind me to punch shillue in the back of his neck. he hate that is.ck >> with love. greg: no, with hate. [laughter] all right. went down a dark hole there. kevin, proud texan -- gee, if ih wonderer he's proud to be from texas -- >> aexan mystery. [laughter]

greg: e'i guess we'll never kno. what is the hardest part of being on g?es >> well, let's go to the regulars, what's the hardest part of doing show? >>wh letting you breathe when i kneel on you and squeal and cry. this question is very vague. what is the hardest part? i don't know, my commute. [laughter] greg: people don't realize that. here's the deal, i get -- whenth you're not on thate show, we geo all these people, where's tyrus? the is he sick? did he quit?ick? it's like, no, he lives in louisiana. >> yeah, i take a plane to work. [applause] p greg: drives me crazy! kat? >> taking my makeup off at night. greg>>: yeah, that's true. >> you have no idea.re g:i do not look like this. [laughter] greg: but you should just have your dog do it. just slather the peanut butter on your pace and let carl lickos it all off.do [laughter] actually the, my dog does, i let

him will lick the makeup off.le sometimes i'll put it all over my o body. [laughter] >> oh, and i forgot, whenever he talks. >>[laughter] [applause] greg: i'm going to go to joe because, joe, you actually work on the y show, so it's not just g here, it's being in theng office. what is the hardest part? and be serious this time.at >>'s okay. well, aside from gnawing through the wrist restraints -- [laughter] i'd say it's probably having tom write 4,000 jokes about a canadian teacher with giant -- [laughter] [applause] greg: i would say you wouldn't have to to the write that manygi ifan you wrote one good one. [laughter] >> i saw it coming. >> you know what's funny though, problem with this show is that if you do one joke, everybody then writeous the same someone.-

one. you make fun of brian stelter,t you get 17,000 brian stelter jokes. i havekn to clean out my mailbox about jokes of sunny hosten now. she's the new shelter.. not as fat though. emily, what's the hardest part about doing this show?y, is i wt the prep work? is it that we're handsome. >> well, i was going to say, rain i genuinely mean this, my genuface hurts because i laugh , like, 45 minutes straight. so every night i'm always like, ow. [applause] it genuinelyli hurts. >> my face hurts after i takeen off myui makeup. [laughter] h greg: that is such an ass-kissing answer, emily. >> it was the truth.as gregs-: i hate this show. when i get home my face hunters from theho laughter. [laughter] -- hunters from the laughter. do you see how dumb that sounds? >> emily's going to go far. [laughter]go greg: all right. up next, a dude's ambitious

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>> a story in five words >> a story in phi word. greg: 40 grand forry downey's again. kat, an e may user claims of the gotten ahold of robert downeyay

jr.'ous used gum. after a public appearance last month, the starting bid is over 40 grand. fair price? >> no. twr greg no. >> i actually went to the description. it says this is his gum, you can dna test the it. [laughter] how in like, you -- hi, i'd lik to have thissesti thed for robt downey jr., please. [laughter] no, you can't. greg: maybe you can though. what i f you can?g: what if his dna is available somewher ie else? a emily?va is this a violation of rights? >> not if he's selling it willingly. greg not: no, downey's not sellg it. were you listening? >> yes, i read the thing, i y thought he like -- whatever. this is what i was going to say. first of all, you guys, this is only faiyor where if you're, li, someone would pay to see x, y, a dis,nd and now i'm ayep. multimillionaire. this is like tom brady where he

sat ins the stands and sobbed d people were selling the sandsell that he sat in, people are buy anything. so i feel like we should come up with som e ideas -- greg: i agree. if this is the i wave of the future, and i believe it is, there's .a lot of things that i could sell that i don't want anymore in my apartment, you knowul what i mean? [laughter] i'm either winking or stroke thing out. do you know what i mean? laugh -- [laughter] joe, i was thinking about this,a if you bought his used gum, you could take his dna and make robert downey jr. meatballs from it. >> i believe the technology is there. [laughter] t well, just to clarify, this was gum he placed on john favreau's star this hollywood, so that's now public domain game.od i am a lawyer. greg: yes. >> that's like when you put your trash out, it's now anyone canhe gen t their hands on it. also --nd gregs : what if trash is on your

property? >> once you put it out to beg: w picked up,st the up for grabs. which iss on good news because e been hoarding his garbage for years, so i'm sitting on a gold mine. ishe's a vegan, that's the most nutrition he's had in months.s. from greg yeah. [laughter] do you v see, tyrus, a commercis on fox h like with william deva, what do you have in your garbagy can?ouve >> i hope not. that's when i jump to cnn. la. [laughter] it's over. it's over. my ratings are so bad, we gotta sell dna of act ors. just to pay the bills? i'm bailing. i'm telling you right now, i'm pulling th e eject cord.g listen, unfortunately being inth athletics, i've had some weirdoo [bleep] thrown my way, and i just don't need money that bad. one of the things that that japaneseh fanses want to do is they want to purchase like your singl are et and your boots and they want to buy all that stuff. people called me monster over there, and i'm never a nice guy when ier ge,o to japan. g

they generally leaveuy me alone, but this guy came up and said i will give you $10,000 for your singlet after your match, and i was, like, well, i've got to wash, it -- and he's like, no, no, i just want it. and i was, like, say what? and he said, can i take a? picture of you in it and then have it? it's like, yeah, be gone. [laughter] >> that's, like, buffalo bill. >> no, that was almost end of japanese guy, but you get some weird, some weird stuff. can i have your hat, you know? greg: yeah, that's bad. next thing you know, you know,'s thing is it'd be great for you to go to japan and do a press conference condemning them fornn all of their kind of, like, godzilla phobias. think about it. hay se e you as a monster. >> it's a point of pride, professional wrestler. i wouldn't want them to see mefe as ass ballerina dancer.an hey, i can kick that guy's ass, let me walk up to him -- i like the monster status. don't [bleep] that up. [laughter]fo

[applause] greg: oh, yeah. applaud. al stal right. just for that, we're going to a brea, k with. [laughter] don't go away. [applause]

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gregut o: out of time. love you. i love you brian: welcome to saturday night, i'm brian kilmeade and this is "one nation." through of our big time guests mike rogers will break down what the world thinks about the indictment of president donald j. trump. the future of tiktok. also tyrus. why poor kids are told not to play sports and how he takes that personal.